So bored

(Hanging out talking about how bored we are)

John: I'm so bored

Me: I know how you feel

John: I'm actually considering going to bed at 7

Me: Wow this is an emergency

John: (jokingly says) quick call 911.."what's your emergency" I'm so bored! *hangs up*...fuck

Me: We've just been told that there's nothing to do by the city of ******....shit
*thinks*
You know if our boredom could be converted into energy....it would be enough to power a small town...

John: Like here!

Text Wars

me: your one busy guy
him: thats what they say...
me:oh i said it
him:alright ill let everyone know miss otter said i am one busy guy
me:nono thats ok
him:oh ok well its too late i just sent out a mass text
me:did you really?
him:haa hehe,i thought it was funny
me:....seriously?
him:no I didn't do it
me:oh ok good
him:but seriously though,everybody
me:damnit!
him:lmao
me:oh your just hilarious
him:oh im busy and hilarious now?hold on i gotta send out another text..I almost spelled busty instead of busy..
me:you you..stop that! if i was there i'd...i'd well idk
him:you'd have to hold me down or something but I don't see that panning out.

Hugh Jackman

Me: Hey look it's a picture of Hugh Jackman in sequins! Who can pull that off? Hugh Jackman can pull that off.
Karlee: He looks like a gay disco ball.
Me: (Laughing) I know isn't he beautiful?!

I'm a magic baby (omegle)

?: Hi.
Me: Hello.
?: You are a girl.
Me: Maybe.
?: Sure you are.
Me: Are you sure about that?
?: I can read that at the first word. But you are indeed a girl...from the US...or maybe the UK.
Me: I could be neither or none at all.
?: I can feel it. You have brown hair and eyes like the stars. A magic baby. Clearly one with a strong soul.
Me: And how is this so?
?: I can't explain.

You delicious cupcake...(omegle)

?: Greetings delicious stranger
Me: How did you know I was a chocolate cupcake?
?: Psychic

Kirk and Spock (omegle)

Me: Hello Spock.
?: Hello Kirk.
Me: Fine day for an adventure.
?: I'd say.
Me: Let's send in some men to investigate
?: Okay, you take the fat one

You're so slow!

Josh: Do your homework!
Me: I am!
Josh: How much of it is done?
Me: I have one complete sentance.
Josh: If you were in a race against Kenyan, he'd be home having dinner already.
Me: Debatable
Josh: Can you run as fast as a Kenyan?
Me: I so could.
Josh: Yeah if you shoot him first.