Competition in Wal-Mart

After a long day of christmas shopping a little rivalry was found .

Me: You have some competition now
C:vHaven't I always had it?
Me: Ok well add a Walmart guy
C:v Why a walmart guy?
Me: I was at Walmart

The Boyfriend Shirt

When looking online at shirts C finds the perfect one for me to wear.

C: You should get one of those shirts that they are selling
Me: which one?
C: The one that says "My boyfriend is Hilarious"
Me: Should I now?
C: If it's true, then yes
Me: So..want me to lie?

Innocent Vandalists

When bored one night me and girls decide to have some fun and load K's car with toilet paper. We took turns putting on war paint and then picked out one of our friends houses to go after, that night we learned that I do not have the best sense of direction and that K needed a light shining on her license plate.

K: are you sure it's this way..?
Me: uhhh....well no
I: we are stuck out here at 12 in the middle of nowhere
K:just back roads we can turn around
D: I! stop throwing things out the back window
(police lights turn on)
K: Shit!
Me: we are screwed now..I help me hide the toliet paper
Officer: Hi girls what are you doing out so late
K:..we got lost trying to find I's house
Officer: you don't know where your own house is? what game are you girls coming from anyways?
(remembering the face paint)
K: oh well we were just at a friends house messing around at their party...
Me: and we got confused driving back since we aren't framiliar with the roads
Officer: Oh I see no dead bodies in the trunk?
All: no sir
Officer: No drugs?
All: no sir
Officer: no alcohol?
All: no sir
Officer: your not planning on vandalising anything tonight are you?
All: of course not
Officer: Ok, well just make sure you get a light over that license plate..you ladies have a nice night
All: (Waits for him to leave)...wholy shit..
D: So who's house now?

Just gets better...

You really have no idea how crazy we all are...