Poptart party

(While eating poptarts)

K: I've come to realize you can't eat poptarts sexy. But you can eat goldfish sexy

thats one hell of a unicorn

(While watching chronicals of narnia again)

Johan: They should make it more manly.
K: How?
Johan: By replacing the horn with a penis.

dat

(a common phrase we use here)

The group: do not do dat!

Accent describing

(Eric and Johan fighting over their accents)

J: It's more....

E: Beautiful.

J: No, it's more...

E: Proper.

J:No, it's more....

E: Normal.

J: Stop that!

Johan and his sounds

(just many of his several odd sayings)

J: It sounds like a cat squished in a drawer.

your eggo is preggo

(As as a side note this all occurs in the common room every night during our ritual of watching AFV on tv)
Me: I thought it was a food baby...
K: No not you, him.
Me: ooooh...Johan is it a boy or girl?
J:...I do not know....

on top

(when Karlee flipped me off)

Me - well if you really want to...but I want to be on top

Karlee - Of course you would have to be..Id crush you

ooooooooooo

J: Shiiiiit!
Me: Oooooooooh you said the s word...
J:..fuck...

Running through closets

J: Don't make me go all chronicles of narnia on your ass!

Demon Horse

When talking about what kind of pets to have on a pirate ship.

J: I would have a giraffe on my ship.
Me: I would want a lemur.
K: A giraffe would be scary if you havn't heard of one.
J: Yeah that's the point.
K: AH! FUCKING DEMON HORSE!

Home's funniest videos

On our sunday night, a few of us gathered in the common room to watch homes funniest video, where we met another student from Sweeden.

SS: I want to see the fat lady's fall on their face!!!!!!

(This was followed by him in tears of laughter.)

Bones

While staying up late in the common rooms.

J: So what about you?
Me: Anthropology
J:Wow, I feel really stupid now since I'm just an art major. But at least I don't have to take all those science classes.
Me: Yes, it's a bummer.
J: Then why do you even want to study it?
Me: I like the bones

Ok

When climbing a really high tree during ropes course.

P: I can't do it! It's to high, I think I'm stuck!
Me/Everyone: No keep going it's all good!
P: Oh okay.

Not a brownie

After coming back from ropes course exhausted, everyone heads to the kitchen for dinner.

Me: This is an amazing brownie
A: You mean cupcake?
Me: When did this change!?

Trust Team

After forming a group at ropes course.

A: Hey guys do you want a name.
Us: ...uhhh what?
A: Like a team name..or a chant.
1: TRUST TEAM!
Us: TRUST TEAM!
Random: WAHOOOOOORAAA
Us:......YEAH!

Later on that day when learning mandatory commands.
1: Team ready?
us: Ready!
1: Can I trust you?
us: Absolutely not!

Ketchup and Captain

My second day away during a bbq.

1: Woah that's a lot of ketchup!
2: What?
Me: Did you just say that's a lot of captain?
1: Ketchup...
2 and Me: THAT'S A LOT OF CAPTAIN!