Ninja

(Game ninja is where you play with three or more people standing up. Everyone jumps around and then the leader shouts ninja, and everyone freezes while striking a ninja pose. The object is to then strike the other persons hand in one movement. They to are allowed to move once from there.)

Johan decided to try playing the game alone.

Johan (with his hands): I will get you!...Oh no! You are too fast for me!

Hide and seek

Me: I can see you
Jill: If I can't see you, you can't see me.
Me:...I can see your hands and your crotch smart one.

A Mistaken Blow

Karlee: Why is your capacity to blow so big?
Me: You dont want to know...oh wait...
Johan: That's a blogger!

shirt licking

Me: I just licked your shirt
Johan: I know
Me: Now you have girl spit on you
Joahn: (whispers in a creeper voice) Yes...I know...Finally!