Ninja

(Game ninja is where you play with three or more people standing up. Everyone jumps around and then the leader shouts ninja, and everyone freezes while striking a ninja pose. The object is to then strike the other persons hand in one movement. They to are allowed to move once from there.)

Johan decided to try playing the game alone.

Johan (with his hands): I will get you!...Oh no! You are too fast for me!

Hide and seek

Me: I can see you
Jill: If I can't see you, you can't see me.
Me:...I can see your hands and your crotch smart one.

A Mistaken Blow

Karlee: Why is your capacity to blow so big?
Me: You dont want to know...oh wait...
Johan: That's a blogger!

shirt licking

Me: I just licked your shirt
Johan: I know
Me: Now you have girl spit on you
Joahn: (whispers in a creeper voice) Yes...I know...Finally!

Poptart party

(While eating poptarts)

K: I've come to realize you can't eat poptarts sexy. But you can eat goldfish sexy

thats one hell of a unicorn

(While watching chronicals of narnia again)

Johan: They should make it more manly.
K: How?
Johan: By replacing the horn with a penis.

dat

(a common phrase we use here)

The group: do not do dat!

Accent describing

(Eric and Johan fighting over their accents)

J: It's more....

E: Beautiful.

J: No, it's more...

E: Proper.

J:No, it's more....

E: Normal.

J: Stop that!

Johan and his sounds

(just many of his several odd sayings)

J: It sounds like a cat squished in a drawer.

your eggo is preggo

(As as a side note this all occurs in the common room every night during our ritual of watching AFV on tv)
Me: I thought it was a food baby...
K: No not you, him.
Me: ooooh...Johan is it a boy or girl?
J:...I do not know....

on top

(when Karlee flipped me off)

Me - well if you really want to...but I want to be on top

Karlee - Of course you would have to be..Id crush you

ooooooooooo

J: Shiiiiit!
Me: Oooooooooh you said the s word...
J:..fuck...

Running through closets

J: Don't make me go all chronicles of narnia on your ass!

Demon Horse

When talking about what kind of pets to have on a pirate ship.

J: I would have a giraffe on my ship.
Me: I would want a lemur.
K: A giraffe would be scary if you havn't heard of one.
J: Yeah that's the point.
K: AH! FUCKING DEMON HORSE!

Home's funniest videos

On our sunday night, a few of us gathered in the common room to watch homes funniest video, where we met another student from Sweeden.

SS: I want to see the fat lady's fall on their face!!!!!!

(This was followed by him in tears of laughter.)

Bones

While staying up late in the common rooms.

J: So what about you?
Me: Anthropology
J:Wow, I feel really stupid now since I'm just an art major. But at least I don't have to take all those science classes.
Me: Yes, it's a bummer.
J: Then why do you even want to study it?
Me: I like the bones

Ok

When climbing a really high tree during ropes course.

P: I can't do it! It's to high, I think I'm stuck!
Me/Everyone: No keep going it's all good!
P: Oh okay.

Not a brownie

After coming back from ropes course exhausted, everyone heads to the kitchen for dinner.

Me: This is an amazing brownie
A: You mean cupcake?
Me: When did this change!?

Trust Team

After forming a group at ropes course.

A: Hey guys do you want a name.
Us: ...uhhh what?
A: Like a team name..or a chant.
1: TRUST TEAM!
Us: TRUST TEAM!
Random: WAHOOOOOORAAA
Us:......YEAH!

Later on that day when learning mandatory commands.
1: Team ready?
us: Ready!
1: Can I trust you?
us: Absolutely not!

Ketchup and Captain

My second day away during a bbq.

1: Woah that's a lot of ketchup!
2: What?
Me: Did you just say that's a lot of captain?
1: Ketchup...
2 and Me: THAT'S A LOT OF CAPTAIN!